5 Really Lazy Halloween Costumes

October 28, 2011

It’s Halloween weekend. Still don’t have a costume?

I got you.

Here are 5 really lazy ones. Make me proud.

1. Wear a bow, tape a sign to your chest that says “To: Women. From: God”. You are God’s gift to women.

2. Wear a black v-neck shirt. Go around telling everyone else their costumes suck. You are Simon Cowell.

3. Wear a black suit with a skinny black tie and sunglasses. You are any character from Reservoir Dogs. Or Men In Black. Or the FBI. Or Ryan Seacrest.

4. Wear a backwards jersey with backwards jeans and a backwards hat. You are Kriss-Kross. Or retarded.

5. Wear a cardboard box over your head with 2 holes. You are a free mammogram. And a creeper.