I Crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake
February 17, 2011

I woke up this morning with a $2000 birthday cake in my living room.
It’s big. It’s red. It says “Paris”.
And its fucking delicious.
24 hours ago I got a call from my well-connected buddy Kevin.
“Dude, I’m crashing Paris Hilton’s birthday tonight. Pretty sure I can get you in,” he says.
“Pretty sure you can’t,” I say.
“Pretty sure I will,” he says.
90 minutes later we’re strolling down a red carpet like we belong there.
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